Monday, October 12, 2009

my top ten dr. seuss quotes:

i love dr seuss, i think hes incredibly awesome. hes so great. and i seriously think hes as in-genius as shakespeare :)

so i put together some of my favourite quotes.

#10
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself, any direction you choose.

#9
And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed.

#8
So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.

#7
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent.

#6
If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.

#5
Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So... get on your way.

#4
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

#3
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

#2
Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you.

and my #1



whitney rose loves comments :)

Friday, September 25, 2009

my new chapter.

so lately i have been seriously considering wearing a wig. i talked to a bunch of my friends about this. then i asked what my sister elly thought. she told me i should stop wearing anything on my head. i dismissed this idea without much thought, but then she told me that if i stopped wearing scarves and beanies- that she would.. wait for it... shave her head for me. so i seriously thought about things. this could be a life changer. the freedom of not having to worry about scarves or wigs. just being me. no pretending, no one else.
i told elly, that i would. she talked to my sisters and my mummy. tara agreed to shave her head with elly, mum had to ask work.
so we picked a day; that day being- today; Friday the 25th of September 2009(: because elly and mum both work in customer service, they were not able to shave their heads, but mums work did allow her to cut it short (she just cant have her scalp showing).

so this morning jaime came to support and tara and mum got their hair cut, and i took off my last scarf for the last time.

rick took some video footage that you will be able to see at a later date. (elly and dad had to go to work, but i love them both) then jaime and rick had to go. so tara, mum, freyr and i went to harbourtown. we splurged and had lunch at fasta pasta. then windowshopped(:

i love my family and i feel truly blessed.

here are what snaps we took:


Saturday, August 29, 2009

beached as..

we went to the beach on saturday to see nana, grandad and uncle rob for the last time before they go back to nz.
we had a great time, but we forgot the camera!! so i took these pictures on my phone and edited them on the computer- freyr is soo cute!!










































dont forget i lovee comments!! (:

<3 whitney.rose

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The 15 Creepiest Vintage Ads Of All Time

What do murder, pedophilia, suicide and a baby tiger have in common? They have all been used to sell stuff in these amazingly disturbing vintage ads!

These are real, untouched advertisements from the good old days. It doesn't matter if it's lovely ladies or adorable clowns, somehow these old-time ad wizards found ways to traumatize us while peddling everyday products.

Enjoy them now, call your therapist later!


15. White Bread Demon
"Bread is swell, but what I'm really excited about is eating jelly made from the blood of the innocent!"






14. French Suicide Sausage
It's enough to make you want to eat Kosher forever.






13. A Girl Around The House
It's nice to have a girl around the house... especially if you are a psychopath serial killer who makes women into rugs!






12. Chubby
Who needs self-esteem when you can have a free fashion book for chubbies? Also, proving that advertising weight representation has always been screwed up, the girl pictured is totally not chubby.






11. Christmas Weapons
The family that guns together, has funs together.






10. Eye patch. Shirt. Baby Tiger
Sexy?






9. Chase & Sandborn Spanking
She totally deserves it. Seriously, what kind of woman doesn't "store test" for fresher coffee?






8. Fry's Chocolate Nightmare
Nothing wants to make consumers buy chocolate more than 5 faces of a sickly kid looking 5 different shades of miserable.






7. Root Beer Baby!
Mama, please DO NOT give your baby another glass of Root Beer. It is clearly doing something horrible to him. He is terrifying.






6. Locked Out
You better wash out your privates with Lysol, or your husband will install cartoon locks on the door.






5. Pears Soap Disaster
"Pears Soap- now with such a soothing lather, you won't notice that your baby has gotten into a horrible accident!"






4. Postage Meter Murder
"Is it always illegal to kill a woman?" This is a truly important question and makes us want to buy a new postage meter.






3. Shave Yourself
The old man baby's gonna sing karaoke into a razor! Hooray!






2. Baby Soft
JonBenét Ramsey, eat your heart out. (Too soon?) This ad makes us want to scream, gouge out our eyes and then barf.






1. Chocolate Poulain
Drink that cocoa, or this clown will murder you in your sleep.






<3 whitney.rosee